castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
thesickestjokes: I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
Nine: Let the Tardis die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it. No one'll even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world'll move on and the box will be buried.
Moffat: jk when the doctor dies it becomes a fucking enormous tomb like a billion feet high police box because all the dimensions will leak out of it
Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets...– Kara, “The Feminist and the Handbag” (via athenasaurus) Oh lord, don’t get me started on this. This is a little thing that highlights a big equality problem between men and women. We need the same supplies as men to do the same job. When I stocked shelves it was impossible to find pants that would...
zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we...– Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women. Andrew Sullivan (via neurotoxus)
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ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
me: ok movie villain i understand you've been planning your villainy for quite some time. in addition to your justifiable motivations and strong willpower, you also seem profoundly intelligent and well-prepared with considerable power at your disposal. you're currently on a roll and since you still have an hour of screen time left i'm confident you can win this as long as you don't cockblock yourself by suddenly and uncharacteristically turning into an emotional dumbass.
movie villain: *suddenly and uncharacteristically turns into an emotional dumbass*
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WAIT!!! SUPERNATURAL ON TUESDAYS‽‽‽
exceptforsasquatch: carryonmywincestsounds: slayer-of-the-vampyres: carryonmywincestsounds: “Supernatural” moves to Tuesdays at 9 p.m. I don’t think Sam will approve CW obviously didn’t think this through. It was probably decided in the heat of the moment.
longlivetheatre: for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.